musk’s new twitter strategy
rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
you see. a lot of people on this site have started to use “broke containment” when any post gets popular outside of their circle of friends, but its original use was when it was a vague fandom post (usually supernatural) gets reblogged by people outside the fandom
anway I got whiplash noticing op’s url and realizing this was about gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug
True story I had a coworker who liked this image so much he would keep it open on his desktop at work in a separate window just so he could look at it
do you think in the pokemon universe specific species of pokemon get like featured in tv/movies or meme’d in the same way certain dog breeds do and then for like a year everyone goes out and wants that specific species of pokemon but doesnt do proper research into taking care of them and in a few months time theres like, peoples houses burning down because lil jimmy needed to have a slugma to take really terrible instagram selfies with to caption ‘slugma balls’












